Nonsense Limericks
©March 22nd, 2016
By Vijaya Sundaram
A doggle while roaming the park
Saw a bird whom he called “Pig-Lark.”
Said the lark to the dog,
“I am SO not a hog
And I’m not a big fan of your snark.”
A pig who was roaming at dark
Saw the dog who had teased the lark
Said the pig to the dog
“Go and lie in a bog,
And I won’t send for old Noah’s ark.”
The dog was insulted by this
Turned away with an audible hiss
The pig laughed in glee
Threw a mad jamboree
And the Lark flew away with a kiss.
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