Thanks, as always, to our wonderful Fairy Blog-Mother (I hope you don’t mind my calling you that, Rochelle), Rochelle Wisoff-Fields, for hosting Friday Fictioneers, and to Adam Ickes for the strange, unsettling photo-prompt.
Genre: (Sort of) Realistic Fiction/(Sort of) Humor
Word Count: 100 Words
Horny
©July 16th, 2014
By Vijaya Sundaram
“What do you think?” asked Ben. He’d invited Alicia, his co-worker, home for a drink.
Alicia looked flustered.
“It’s … um … nice,” she finished lamely, staring at the corner of the wall.
“I haven’t unpacked yet,” he replied, bringing her a glass of red wine, gesturing to her to sit beside him.
“I have to go,” she said, moving towards the door.
“Did I offend you?” he asked.
“No, it’s … did you know there’s a ram in that corner?” she blurted.
She opened the door, and fled.
“What is she talking about, Father?” said Ben.
The ram ate cardboard in silence.
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