In response to The Daily Post’s Daily Prompt: Snap
Snap – A COMPLETELY Uninspired Litany of Complaints (NOT a poem!)
©April 15th, 2016
By Vijaya Sundaram
I don’t like it when people snap at me.
I dislike it more when I snap at them.
I don’t like to snap to attention.
I detest calling photographs “snaps.”
I don’t trust anything which is a “snap” to make.
I’m sad for those who are on SNAPs
I hate it when people say, “Oh, SNAP!”
I loathe card games, especially ones called “Snap.”
And I don’t tolerate snaps on clothing.
When someone says, “Snap out of it,”
I feel bad – and worse when I say it.
And when I snipe about snaps, I cannot stand it.
And now, I’m off to take a snap – sorry, nap!
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