Vijaya Sundaram

Poet, Musician, Teacher, and Amateur Visual Artist

Nonsense Limericks

Nonsense Limericks
©March 22nd, 2016
By Vijaya Sundaram

A doggle while roaming the park
Saw a bird whom he called “Pig-Lark.”
Said the lark to the dog,
I am SO not a hog
And I’m not a big fan of your snark.”

A pig who was roaming at dark
Saw the dog who had teased the lark
Said the pig to the dog
Go and lie in a bog,
And I won’t send for old Noah’s ark.”

The dog was insulted by this
Turned away with an audible hiss
The pig laughed in glee
Threw a mad jamboree
And the Lark flew away with a kiss.

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Another set of Limericks — FIVE! (They are FUN!)

The Cantabrigian

©October 8th, 2015

By Vijaya Sundaram

There once was an old man from Cambridge

Who played fast and loose with his language

He messed up his words

Made them oh, so absurd

A knuckle* he got as a sangwich.

*(I learned about the deliciously painful and evil “knuckle-sandwich” when I came to these fair United States of America — I’d never heard of them before — what a charming term for a punch in the mouth!)

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The Non-Whiner From China

©October 8th, 2015

By Vijaya Sundaram

There was a young lady from China

Who made herself laugh like a hyena

When questioned, she cried

That her parrot had died

And she hated to be a big whiner.

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The Politician

©October 8th, 2015

By Vijaya Sundaram

There once was a speaker who rose up

To speak at a rally with nose up

He gave them a sneer and

They booed him to tears, now

He lies in his bed with his toes up.

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The Atheist and the Preacher (A Two-Parter!)

©October 8th, 2015

By Vijaya Sundaram

If you think you’re so great, said a man

To the preacher unveiling his plan to

Convert the whole world

Every boy, every girl,

Then, what is the faith you began?

My faith is the faith of the true, he said

I’ll thank you for making me rue, with dread,

The day I met you was a

Day I was blue

Now may the good Lord smite you dead, he said.

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FOUR Limericks – Not My Forte, but Hey!

I have, I confess, NEVER once tried a limerick.  I know some people who’re very good at it, and are funny to boot.  I tried to be funny, but alas, ’twas not to be!  Still, I had a lot of fun making these up.  I DO like a challenge.  Today’s challenge was to write a limerick about a flaw, using enjambment.  Well … I know I did not achieve all three in the first one, so, stubbornly, I went and tried it again.  And again.  And again. Now, I’m done.  If I am to improve, I should read more limericks.  I shall do so, but not forthwith!

This Limerick!

©Oct. 7th, 2015

By Vijaya Sundaram

There’s a form of versing I know

Which doesn’t come quite in a flow

It’s, just as you guessed,

My lim’rick, depressed,

Sloth-like, it moves oh, so slow!

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Bad Boy

©Oct. 7th, 2015

By Vijaya Sundaram

There are those who might call you a fool,

Say you’re wasting their time at school

It sure would be nice

If you took their advice

But that would mean being too cool.

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Imaginary Bear

©Oct. 7th, 2015

By Vijaya Sundaram

There was a young puppy today

Who went to the woods to play

He saw a big bear who

Caused quite a scare; You-

Know-Who went yelping away.

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Rumpelstiltskin

©Oct. 7th, 2015

By Vijaya Sundaram

There once was a lovely young maiden

 Whose king shut the door; she stayed in

With help, she spun straw

Into gold, but she saw

‘Twas but dross that she had been paid in.

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